Welcome to my informative guide on handling a newbie.  You must remember that these
players are new to the game, and whatever you do is going to make or break their opinion
of it.  Now I've always said, "Why spend $10 a month on an online game that has a
reputation of being shitty and unfair?"  WELL, this is how YOU can help these people
out.  Take your experienced mage, (the one that can cast gate, not fireball.) and gate
these poor souls to your "Guildhouse."  "My guildmembers are waiting there with free
stuff for new players."  "WOW!! This is a big guild house you guys have!!  Cool!  A
throne!"  You may be thinking, but I'm not in a guild, or I don't have a house, but, and
here's the kicker, you're not actually taking them to a guild house per say, but
instead..how about Lord Britishe's locked castle.  Ah, yes.  These new players will be
enammered with all of the wonderful sights, for at least 10 minutes.  At that point of
course the gate will have closed and you will no longer be there.  This poses an
interesting situation.  I am a newbie, how will I ever get out of here?  Good question!!
This trick works especially well when the gm's aren't serving the public.