It seems that little Jason here has decided to go against the ebb and flow of things. Well, let me all assure you that this will not happen again as my team of specialists is working around the clock to "fix" Jason.

Now, I just want everyone to know that I have updated my section and you can now officially have fun.

-Trent

Trent has spoken.  One thing I wish is that everyone could see the little shiny drones hovering
around clicking the refresh button.  There is a  mistake with Trent's entry however that I must report.  I am also God-awesome. I suppose in his egotistic, elitist stupefaction he failed to think of it.   ( What a great friend am I? )

Anyway, looks like I may be upgrading my computer soon.  No longer will that foul AMD thing pollute my motherboard, it's out of there, and not a moment too soon either.  Hopefully I will be getting a p3 500 and a good motherboard soon.
 
 
 

                             The interest meter has spoken, time to
                                     move on to another topic.

    Does anyone care about my computer and what I'm doing to it?

Log On

Stand up (because you have to sit down to log off)

Find some bad guys  (this is a pain because after level one most baddies are either too easy, gleaning you little experience, or too hard, meaning you die.)
A Humorous aspect of Everquest combat is that once you start a fight with a baddie you WILL finish the fight unless you can make it to the guards before you die.  EVERY enemy is capable of chasing you down while smashing you into pulp.

Kill a million baddies and realize my experience bar, which is very annoying when you try to keep track of the experience you gain, has not moved at all.

Log Off
 

Occasionally my typical Everquest experience will be randomized by a bit of trying to find out how to get back to the guard protected area or find your dead rotting corpse after a super fast baddie floors you.  The load times are also fun.

In short, kids, do all your homework.
Athletes, don't worry about homework and eat your wheaties.

- Jason

*rhetorical question

Complex:  "Excellent.  *cackles*

Kev:  "Gee golly, leave me alone I"m soooo SORRY!"

Complex:  "Get on your knees!"

Kev:  "Again?"

* "That screenshot is located a few seconds down," Picture Findin' Pete

*not really

If your reading this you are so lucky. 

Fan:  "Why is that?"                                                                                        "Gotta catch em all Pokemon!"

I'm glad you asked that question!  Because very soon this will be the coolest web site ever created!  ( okay, maybe not that good, but it will be better!)  I'm going to make some graphics and spruce this place up a bit.  I'm also going to try and get a message board in here, maybe write some stories about Everquest.  ( perhaps I'll even reminisce about UO *sigh* )  Anyway, stick around!  Bookmark this site and tell all your friends about me.

    You will be so glad you did.

And if your not, then tell me about it!   Send your praises, flames, and useless comments to [email protected], and sign the guestbook too.  (pretty please)

    Today was another day of level building for my Everquest alter ego Ishnu, the blue robed dual spell wielding knife magi warrior.  As a level four magician with no money and no friends, Ishnu was forced to go experience hunting alone, or as the l33t EQ players term it, soloing.  It is important to point out that when hunting in the Queynos Hill area alone you face a significant danger of dying...alot.  This is because while your fighting something weak, something powerful will hit you in the BACK and DESTROY you.  My personal favorite "back-attacker" is the rabid grizzly bear.

Here is a screenshot:

Yes Ishnu is bald.

As you can see, the heartless grizzly is preparing to eat me, I'm sure the gnoll was laughing.  My current dilemma in Everquest is how to make money.  I would like to buy some new spells, however, the spells I want cost around 6 platinum a piece.  So far I have made 6 gold.  My foolproof money-making scheme is to kill lots of monsters and sell their fur, eyes, legs, etc. to make my platinum.  It's flawless, mue he he he he he.  I wonder if Sony will ban me for exploiting?

Allright, the story was not funny.

    You know, what I"m really concerned about is how my fans are doing.  I don't know because I haven't seen anything in my guestbook or my inbox.  I'm sure this is because I haven't posted my email address. You know, guestbooks really are lame, what I need is a message board!

Strawberry milk is very good.

More updates to come.  Hopefully more satisfying updates than this one.

*Authorial note:  D Flat. 

SILLY, YET COOL INTERNET THINGY:  oxxxxx[]::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>           It's a sword!  Tee hee!